Real People Of The Internet

The Hilarious Guide to Vetting Your New Besties! 😂💻

Hello, fabulous internet dwellers! 🌍✨ Today, I invite you to embark on a side-splitting journey into the world of vetting new people as we explore Real People of the Internet! Because let’s be honest, sometimes finding trustworthy companions online is like searching for a unicorn in a haystack! 🦄💁‍♂️ 

Why Bother Vetting? 🤔

First things first: why should we even bother with this whole vetting business? Because we all know that one friend who “accidentally” invited the neighborhood raccoon to their birthday party… and let’s just say, it was a dumpster fire of a celebration. 🔥🦝 

Vetting newcomers is crucial for building a solid social circle! Trust me, you don’t want to find yourself at brunch with a “friend” who passionately believes that pineapple belongs on pizza while wearing socks and sandals. 🍍🍕🚫 

Tip #1: The Interrogation (Without the Waterboarding) 🎤🚫

In the spirit of Real People of the Internet, imagine sitting across from your potential new friend like it’s an interrogation scene from a crime movie. You channel your inner detective and casually sip your coffee while aiming your questions like a sniper. ☕🕵️‍♀️ 

– “If you could be any animal for a day, what would you choose?” 

  (Beware of anyone who says “sloth” – they might just be lazy! 🦥) 

– “Pineapple on pizza: genius or crime against humanity?” 

  (This could make or break your friendship, folks! 🍍)

Tip #2: Social Media Stalking (In a Non-Stalkerish Way) 🕵️‍♂️💻

Ah, social media – the highlight reel of our lives! 📸 If someone’s Instagram feed looks like a combination of motivational quotes and meals they can’t pronounce (but totally made themselves), proceed with caution! 🚫🥗

If their profile has more selfies than your average influencer, it might be time to swipe left on that new “friend.” 🙈✌️  

Tip #3: The “What’s Their Vibe?” Check 🔍✨

You’ve got to gauge the vibe! Next time you meet up, casually observe their reaction to small annoyances. Did they just crumple under the pressure of a minor inconvenience? “OMG, you spilled coffee on me; our friendship is OVER!” 

Or, are they more like, “Whoops! Coffee is just nature’s way of asking me to create an interesting story.” 🎉☕ Choose wisely — you don’t want to end up with someone who treats problems like they’re auditioning for a soap opera!

Boundaries: Not Just for Buildings! 🚧 

Setting boundaries is key, folks. It’s like building a fence around your garden to keep out the squirrels (or overly enthusiastic people trying to rearrange your furniture). 🐿️🚫 

If someone tries to invade your personal space like a kid on a sugar high during a birthday party, don’t be afraid to put on your best “back off” expression! Practice that look in the mirror—it’s like channeling your inner “Do Not Enter” sign. 🛑💁‍♀️

Trust Your Gut: When in Doubt, Scream Internally! 🚨👀

Your instincts are your best friends! 🦄 If your gut says “danger!” while your heart says “cute dog pics!” – listen to that instinct like it’s your GPS trying to reroute you away from a dead-end street. 

Over the years, I’ve experienced my share of “what was I thinking?” moments. Like that time I decided to meet up with someone who seemed cool online but showed up dressed like they were auditioning for a role in “The Walking Dead.” 😵🧟‍♂️ Lesson learned: never underestimate the power of first impressions!

I Navigate the Chaos with Laughter! 😂❤️

So, fellow internet adventurers, remember that vetting new people is a crucial part of protecting your emotional wellness while adding a splash of humor to your life. In the spirit of Real People of the Internet, whether you’re looking for new friends or simply want to avoid forming connections with potential drama kings and queens, these tips can help you navigate this wild world of relationships! 🌈✨

What’s your funniest story about meeting new people? Share your wild tales in the comments below! And remember, finding true friends doesn’t have to be a serious business—it can be a comedy show! 🎊😄 

n this video, I dive deep into the art of vetting new people, sharing my personal tips and tricks for navigating the wild world of friendships and connections. If you’ve ever found yourself wondering how to spot the true gems amidst the social media chaos or how to set boundaries without feeling like a villain, this video is for you! 🦄💕

Expect plenty of laughs, relatable stories, and eye-opening advice to help you build a circle of fun and trustworthy folks! 🎉 Trust me, by the end, you’ll be ready to tackle your social life with confidence and humor. 

So grab your favorite snack, click the link below, and get ready to level up your social game! 🙌😄 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more hilarious insights! 

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Can’t wait to see you there! Let’s navigate this friendship adventure together! 🎊✨

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