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If you’ve ever wondered why I’m not a fan of curly fries, let me unravel the mystery. Picture this: a plate of four curly fries. Sounds delicious, right? Wrong. Let’s dive into the curly calamity.

First, let’s address the curly conundrum. Out of these four fries, only two are what I’d call truly curly—like they took a twirl in a roller coaster. The other two? Well, they’re just wannabes. They barely have a hint of curl, more like a weak crinkle or a disgruntled potato stick. It’s like ordering a curly fry and getting a mix of standard fry with a hint of rebellion. #CurlyFraud

Now, I’m not here to blame the potato gods. I understand that not every fry can be a spiraled sensation. But when I order curly fries, I expect a symphony of spirals, not a half-hearted doodle of potato. It’s the potato version of a mullet—business in the front, party in the back, but in this case, just an underwhelming potato tip. #FryDisaster

Let’s not forget the seasoning. Curly fries are supposed to come with a zesty kick that makes you question why you ever ate a regular fry. But when half your batch is a flop, it’s like expecting fireworks and getting a sparkler. #SeasoningLetdown

So, to the curly fry creators: please, for the love of all things crispy, get those curls in check. I’ll be over here, munching on fries that stay true to their shape, waiting for the day when all curly fries rise to their full spiraled glory. #PotatoDreams #FryTruth

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